WOW CLASSIC ALTERAC VALLEY UPDATE! WOW CLASSIC NEWS

Ey Esfand, I really want to go Retri in classic, but the gearing kills my motivation, I was lvling a retri on Northdale, and tanks won`t even let me in the group, so getting gear seems not possible for a non-streamer.. will it be easier to go Holy at 60 and roll for OS than actually going retri and praying for getting invited to stuff?

So when will classic launch? They are messing around with pvp content that can be changed after launch. What will it cost? What instances / raids will be open?

If they don't fix the issue of the alliances bridge+archers or hordes jumpable walls having more NPCS wont matter for jack for horde players. Deal killer after the nostalgia rush wears off.

I've noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regard to their low dps and limited combat options. But what players are forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed Paladins. Paladins were not designed to be hybrid Tanks/Healers, as many claim. Instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography.

Paladins have roughly zero combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while downloading massive amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply target a monster, hit "1", and minimize your window. Then sit back and enjoy the amazing girl on girl action.

Because a Paladin takes about one full minute to kill any monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits of the internet without much concern over your Paladin's welfare. After a minute, I go back to WoW, and usually my Paladin is alive and ready to loot the corpse. This is what makes grinding so pleasurable and convenient for me; the ability to simultaneously watch girls have sex with each other and level up at the same time. I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system, and I applaud Blizzard for their foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself.

DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something, the less time I have to watch boobies. Combat Interactivity? Overrated. I'd much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, a paladin was created for the sole purpose of surviving a fight while you stream hot pornography directly to your computer. That is why we have the high armor class, healing abilities, and the low, low DPS.

As for PvP, nothing is better than getting into Battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls take their clothes off for money. Only the minimum interaction is necessary for a Paladin to perform, and it is this very quality that I love the most about my Paladin. I doubt Rogues get any time to watch pornography while trying to vanish and rack up combo points, and I bet Shamans haven't seen a single naked breast while figuring out which totem to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next.

In addition to grinding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us the flexibility of downloading pornography. Hammer of Justice allows a quick 6 second glimpse at a naked lady while our opponent is stunned, and Divine Shield allows a leisurely 8 seconds of quality right-hand time. Indeed, Paladins have cornered the market on the pornography during playtime of World of Warcraft gameplay.

It saddens me that many Paladins do not take advantage of the main functionality of your character, and are in fact lobbying for increased DPS, or more combat options. These are all unnecessary frivolities that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency. Instead, we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is great to grind with while grinding your loins.

just getting back in to wow. love your content. thank you

Plan? Just all in drek or the archers on our bridge will hold the horde for too long

I want my heirlooms back

I'm just still in disbelief they are even doing classic WoW in general. Like the community really truly made this.

Love how all you video makers have turned into shills for blizzard as we get closer…pull your tongues out of their @$$. The more we learn the more we realize this is NOT classic that we experienced and remember, it's a late version that no one really cared about b/c TBC was right around the corner. NVM the fact that 1.12 introduced cross realm BG's so ofc it's going to be a Zergfest. Don't tell me it won't cuz it was in August of '06, forget any turnins, forget ram/wolf riders, forget windriders, forget summoning lokhalar/ivus, forget that epic feeling of being mobbed in your base and fighting hard and driving the opposing side back and ultimately winning. RIP classic AV.

Asmongold is moving out of his Mom's house? That is crazy and will take a lifetime to clean up his gaming room.

Ohh so this how retards still playing wow looks like XD and paying LMAO

I WANT MY 12HRS OF AV NON STOP OR I QUIT CLASSIC.

Zero interest in this version of AV which makes me have zero interest in classic WoW.

In my opinion they should release Alterac Valley in phase 3 in it's patch 1.5 state. Then they should release the patch 1.8 state in phase 4/5. At last they should release the patch 1.12 state in phase 5/6.

I would really love to have this battleground taking several days to finish. I can still remember when i logged off at night and joined the SAME game the next afternoon. But most probably would not play this kind of battleground nowadays.

this version is shit and pointless… its the russian rush 3-5min games… its AV honor afk grind and every twat can gather 30k honor/h spamming AVs. the asmongold model…why would u summon any bosses or do anything but killing the bunker boss and final boss, rinse and repeat… 3.5k hoh.
what a sad fucking day